It’s like the Fringe division married the Dharma Initiative and they had a baby and named it AUTEC.
I ran across some very informative articles and discussions about the military base the Rabbit has been sent to for a few weeks which is in the Bahamas on a base the government calls AUTEC and I don’t even know what that stands for but the place is known to conspiracy theorists as “just like Area 51 but different” and “is probably a stargate” and, as it turns out, the Rabbit is actually taking part in a secret government project to capture aliens from another dimension that know how to swim. Probably.
Also, turns out he’s in the Bermuda Triangle on an island inhabited by giant troll owls who eat people and he doesn’t even know it and I can’t even call him to warn him because apparently phone calls are pretty much impossible except on special days and I can’t even make this crap up.
Baby, if you read this remember to keep a circle of ash with you at all times and for the love of all that is sane do not agree to push any buttons. Also, beware of bald men in fedoras.
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I saw a giant alien troll owl that could swim. True story.
Awesome. Now they’re going to gouge out your eyes or something and I’ll spend the rest of my life trying to keep you from running into the kitchen table. Probably.
You aren’t getting a rash are you?
Must I be concerned? If I wake in a cold sweat from nightmares after reading this post, shall I run, scream, wake Penny or the neighbors, fluff my pillow, or start a new novel entitled, “The Night of the Alien Troll Owl”? What actors shall I choose for the movie?
You might want to fluff your pillow but definitely don’t fluff the neighbor’s pillows. Also, screaming is always called for.
And the Rabbit would probably choose somebody like Matt Damon to play his part.
Definitely Matt Damon. Or Joshua Jackson cause it is totally Fringe down here.
I can’t believe you’re actually living Fringe without me.
I knew it! We got you guys hooked on Fringe didn’t we?
We’ve watched every last episode and it was pretty awesome. Ryan loved it from the first episode because people’s faces were melting and he thought that was awesome. I started enjoying after Walter’s personality started showing itself more. He’s my favorite. If he ever leaves the show I’ll burn something.
Yay, I love Walter too.
Not hooked, just VERY interested.
p.s. Hon, skype me in 5
Um… Hooked. Baby you’re totally hooked.