I’d like to call everybody’s attention to this.

Her name is Skirt.  She’s a Boa constrictor. She lives at the Rabbit’s squadron. I had the ocassion of meeting her on Friday and it turns out that she is very anti-social. I almost had to climb into her habitat to get a picture of her.

I asked the Rabbit why they had a pet Boa constrictor as their mascot and he looked at me like I was missing something very obvious.  We’re the Vipers. Skirt is a snake. Get it?
But, no, I don’t get it because that’s like being called the Dobermans but keeping a little poodle as your mascot because it’s a dog too.  

They aren’t even the same species.

This has government employee written all over it.