Can you guess what this is?

If you guessed a fence post you’re way off. Also, you should probably have your eyes checked.  If you guessed bacon jam I would be impressed because it is, in fact, jam made out of bacon and I created it myself using this recipe, my crock pot, and two glorious pounds of bacon.

Seriously, I don’t think people understand how far you can take bacon. It’s like the most versatile meat out there yet nobody even knows it but me because I research these things people because I know what I want and it’s bacon. I also found out that, when used correctly, bacon can even stop war. And cure vegetarianism.

This all came straight out of The Urban Dictionary so you know it must be true.

P.S. I’m not sure the amount of sugar and apple cider vinegar the recipe calls for is necessary. I liked it, but when I make it again I’ll be using just half of what the recipe says for those two ingredients so you may want to keep that in mind if you try this recipe.  I’m not trying to boss you around or anything so don’t get your panties in a wad.

P.P.S. I found out today that my dog self is a bulldog who is a natural comedian and works as either a racecar driver or bartender. So that explains absolutely nothing.